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collegehumor:

If You Choke to Death on a Hot Dog, That is Natural Selection 
Insurance – who needs it?
dailybunny:

Bunny Knows It’s Very Important to Keep a Fuzzy Face Clean
More here! Thanks, Wendy!

dailybunny:

Bunny Knows It’s Very Important to Keep a Fuzzy Face Clean

More here! Thanks, Wendy!

collegehumor:

Draining Sink Looks Just Like Eye 
I heard if you look directly at it, you can see how you die.

collegehumor:

Draining Sink Looks Just Like Eye

I heard if you look directly at it, you can see how you die.

collegehumor:

Mona Vin Diesel
The question is not whether he’s smiling or talented, but if he’s in on the joke.

collegehumor:

Mona Vin Diesel

The question is not whether he’s smiling or talented, but if he’s in on the joke.

collegehumor:

Holiday Tits Time 
Let it snow, indeed

collegehumor:

Holiday Tits Time

Let it snow, indeed

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie ‘The Neverending Story’.
Lionel Hutz (via eyeonspringfield)